Written by
an unknown Pastor’s Wife, and brilliantly said:
And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called
America, having lost their morals, their work initiative, and their will to
defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known as
"The One". He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no
meaning;
but He hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save
you.
My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my
association with evil doers are of no consequence.
For I shall save you with
Hope and Change.
Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who
preceded me is
evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has built
must be destroyed."
And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not what "The One"
would do,
he had promised that he would bring change, and they proclaimed
"Yes We Can".
And "The One" said "We live in the greatest country in the
world.
Help me change everything about it!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah!! Change is good!"
Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats,"—- And the
people said
"Sock it to them!" "—- and "Redistribute
their wealth.."
And then He said, "Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody"
And the
people said, "Show us the money!"
And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me? You’re going to steal my
money and give it to the deadbeats??"
And "The One" ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe’s personal records
were hacked,
publicized, and ridiculed; though no crime could be found.
One lone reporter asked, "That shouldn’t be, isn’t that Marxist
policy?
" And she was banished from the kingdom!
Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and having
zero
military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with radical
terrorists?
" And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with
them and talk kindly to them
and show them how nice we really are; and they
will forget that they ever
wanted to kill us all!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat
our weapons into free cars for the people!"
Then "The One" said, "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes."
And one, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don’t pay ANY taxes."
So "The One" said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the
fat-cats pay!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah!! Show us the money!"
Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you
sell your homes!"
And the people yawned and the already slumping housing market fully collapsed.
And He said, "I shall mandate employer-funded health care for EVERY
worker
and raise the minimum wage, and lower the white collar wage.
And I shall also
give every person unlimited healthcare and medicine
and even transportation to
the free clinics."
And the people said, "Give me some of that!"
Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."
And the people said, "Where’s my rebate check?"
Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry, and
perhaps even the
oil industry (Cap & Trade/Carbon Tax) and though
electricity rates will skyrocket,
we shall soon build wind farms and solar
power stations and drive green cars that
I shall mandate in Detroit!"
And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we
don’t
care for that part about higher electric rates."
So "The One" said, "Not to worry. If your rebate ($10/week)
isn’t enough to
cover your extra expenses ($3,000/year), we shall bail you out.
Just sign up
with ACORN and your troubles are over!" "Only the fat
cats will have to pay."
Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let’s grant
them
amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care,
bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing…"
nd the
people said, "Hallelujah!!" And they made him King!
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher
taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers; though they sold much less
of
their products. Others simply gave up and went out of business, and the
economy
sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff. The banking industry
was destroyed.
Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And more of the people
were without a means of
support.
So "The One" again blamed the prior administration, extended
unemployment
benefits to a year, bailed out his favorite banks, and then took
over the banks
and auto industries. "The One" said, "I am the
"The One" – The Messiah – and
I’m here to save you! We shall just
print more money so the government will
have enough!" "Surely one
trillion dollars will make everyone happy.
" And immediately the Fed
complied and the money presses roared.
And China reconsidered their one trillion dollars of loans to the USA, and
threatened to call in their debts. Other foreign trading partners said unto
"The One", "Wait a minute.. Your dollar is not worth a pile of
camel dung!
You will have to pay more… for everything… as your dollar
becomes worth less."
And the people said, "Wait a minute… That is unfair!!"
And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have
embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power.
What
factories are not owned by your government are owned by us.
Now you shall play
by our rules!" And "The One" said "Americans are
arrogant,
divisive, and derisive!" "We will listen."
And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?"
But yea verily, it was too late. The people eventually set upon "The
One"
and spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung. But the once
mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance
or
shelter or hope. And the Change that "The One" had given them was as
like
unto a poison that had destroyed them from within, and like a whirlwind
that
consumed all that they had built.
And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish,
"Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!"
But it was too late, and the once-glorious "Home of the Brave and
Land of
the Free" was no more..
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You may think this is a fairy tale, but it’s not. It’s happening RIGHT NOW,
Already everything down to the last couple of lines….